COUNTRY HUMOR
Road rules quiz
By Jack S. Bray
With the first hay cuttings made, some of us are thinking about summer vacation. If you don't take a real vacation any more often than I do, some planning probably is called for.
Before you hit the highway, you may want to review some rules of the road; how you will get from here to there. To that end, we have prepared a multiple-choice automotive exam. Ready? Books closed! Begin.
- The speed limit on rural interstate highways is:
- Higher than in school zones;
- Ten m.p.h. slower than you were doing when you passed that highway patrolman;
- Redundant, because the pavement is under construction.
- When driving in heavy rain, you should be aware that your vehicle:
- Will need its windshield cleaned;
- Begins to believe it is a boat;
- Gets wet.
- How far can you drive while the kids in the back seat sing all the verses to "Ninety-Nine Bottles of Beer on the Wall?"
- From here to Pocahontas, Ark.;
- From Columbia, Mo., to Sioux City, Iowa;
- Only to "Forty-Three Bottles" before you stop the car and order them to get out and walk.
- When being passed by a large semi-trailer, you should:
- Try to read all those little licenseplates on the rear of the truck;
- Realize that the mass of metal may temporarily interfere with radio reception;
- Wave and gesture, to try to get the driver to sound his air horns.
- The mileage added in the first year to the average family's new car is:
- Six thousand miles above average;
- A surprise to the registered owner;
- Enough to make the warranty expire.
- When driving into the harsh glare of sunset, you should:
- Close your eyes;
- Turn around and drive in the opposite direction until after sundown;
- Let your spouse drive.
- In automotive history, Henry Ford is best remembered as:
- The man who built Detroit;
- The inventor of chrome;
- The man who succeeded Richard Nixon as president.
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